{"id":172,"date":"2007-07-25T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/wollopress\/?p=172"},"modified":"2007-07-25T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T19:55:00","slug":"jogger-secrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"Jogger secrets"},"content":{"rendered":"

SO!
Are you ready for another insight into my life as a ‚Pseudo Jogger‘ (wanna be jogger)?
\ud83d\ude42
Today… oh yes, today we went ‚jogging‘ again! Well, one wouldn’t want to call it quite ‚jogging‘ as jogging jogging… but I wouldn’t call it ‚going for a walk‘ either!
We walked fast!
Next time we will actually try something new – running! \ud83d\ude42
Anyways, what I ACTUALLY wanted to say:
I had a totally new experience today! As you know I’m not really into sports, not at all! So all this is new to me!
I knew that people do have some sort of ‚greeting’… people who like to go hunting would say ‚Petri Heil‘ Wooops… hm… or was that for people who like to go fishing? Anyways!
I realized that IF you wear the right kind of clothes (which is in my case REALLY (exaggerating!!!) tight pants and a sporty shirt you could also wear for meeting your ex (see one of my last posts) and those shoes which look strange but make you feel like they have mini trampolines build into each shoe) and you move a bit faster than the average sort of people – you are part of the JOGGER PEOPLE! AND they actually greet each other!
They say ‚HI‘ or ‚HALLO‘ (that’s German:)!
Even to me… wanna be jogger! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SO!Are you ready for another insight into my life as a ‚Pseudo Jogger‘ (wanna be jogger)?\ud83d\ude42Today… oh yes, today we went ‚jogging‘ again! Well, one wouldn’t want to call it quite ‚jogging‘ as jogging jogging… but I wouldn’t call it ‚going for a walk‘ either!We walked fast!Next time we will<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schmidtswelt.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}